Be My Escape.

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f-a-n-t-a-s-t-i-c-p-l-a-n-e-t: fuck the police if you know...

Wed, 22 May 2013 23:30:11 -0400

f-a-n-t-a-s-t-i-c-p-l-a-n-e-t:

fuck the police if you know what i mean

omvr: slapped the accessories off dat boy

Wed, 22 May 2013 23:30:02 -0400

omvr:

slapped the accessories off dat boy

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Wed, 22 May 2013 23:29:53 -0400

ifyoucarryonthisway: do you ever wonder what you would look like at your full potential like...

Wed, 22 May 2013 23:29:19 -0400

ifyoucarryonthisway:

do you ever wonder what you would look like at your full potential like perfect hair and clear skin and a perfect body like damn

pizzastiel: i’m really sorry

Wed, 22 May 2013 23:28:46 -0400

pizzastiel:

i’m really sorry

thelonelystonerr: kasefacelynn: elkane: Jack Dawson…...

Wed, 22 May 2013 23:27:00 -0400

thelonelystonerr:

kasefacelynn:

elkane:

Jack Dawson… Penniless artist who wins a ticket onto Titanic in 1912, attends a first class dinner, develops a taste for the finer things in life, pockets the Heart of the Ocean, survives the sinking, pawns the diamond, spends the following ten years building his wealth and in 1922 moves to West Egg as Jay Gatsby… Millionaire with a shady past and fear of swimming pools.

get out.

omfg.

carry-on-my-wayward-butt: I would answer that fucking door so...

Wed, 22 May 2013 17:24:11 -0400

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

I would answer that fucking door so fucking fast that space time would bend around me just slightly

robertoluongo: in grade 8 i did a power point presentation on “whooping cough” and my opening slide...

Wed, 22 May 2013 17:24:02 -0400

robertoluongo:

in grade 8 i did a power point presentation on “whooping cough” and my opening slide was a photo of whoopi goldberg coughing and i was the only person who laughed at it and i couldnt start the presentation for like five minutes because i was laughing too hard at my own joke

johnandcasinthetardis: lizthefangirl: yourscientistfriend: TH...

Wed, 22 May 2013 17:23:50 -0400

johnandcasinthetardis:

lizthefangirl:

yourscientistfriend:

THESE ARE THE AGES OF THE DISNEY PRINCESSES AND YOUR LIFE IS A LIE

And to think, a guy kissed a unconscious/comatose 14 year old.

thats a little bit shady

And a 60 year old man tried to force a marriage with a 15 year old.

a-tolkien-for-your-thoughts: thefingerfuckingfemalefury: ayell...

Wed, 22 May 2013 17:22:25 -0400

a-tolkien-for-your-thoughts:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

ayellowbirds:

ocelots are so fucking adorable.

LOOK AT ITS CUTE LITTLE FACE :D

OH GOD IT HAS DEMON EYES I BET THIS IS CROWLEY’S FAVOURITE ANIMAL OTHER THAN HELL HOUNDS AND HUMANS

kzombiee: michiamocristina: An 87 Year Old College Student...

Wed, 22 May 2013 17:20:56 -0400

kzombiee:

michiamocristina:

An 87 Year Old College Student Named Rose

The first day of school our professor introduced himself and challenged us to get to know someone we didn’t already know.
I stood up to look around when a gentle hand touched my shoulder. I turned round to find a wrinkled, little old lady beaming up at me
with a smile that lit up her entire being.

She said, “Hi handsome. My name is Rose. I’m eighty-seven years old. Can I give you a hug?”

I laughed and enthusiastically responded, “Of course you may!” and she gave me a giant squeeze.

“Why are you in college at such a young, innocent age?” I asked.

She jokingly replied, “I’m here to meet a rich husband, get married, and have a couple of kids…”

“No seriously,” I asked. I was curious what may have motivated her to be taking on this challenge at her age.

“I always dreamed of having a college education and now I’m getting one!” she told me.

After class we walked to the student union building and shared a chocolate milkshake.We became instant friends. Every day for the
next three months, we would leave class together and talk nonstop. I was always mesmerized listening to this “time machine”
as she shared her wisdom and experience with me.

Over the course of the year, Rose became a campus icon and she easily made friends wherever she went. She loved to dress up and
she reveled in the attention bestowed upon her from the other students. She was living it up.

At the end of the semester we invited Rose to speak at our football banquet. I’ll never forget what she taught us. She was
introduced and stepped up to the podium.

As she began to deliver her prepared speech, she dropped her three by five cards on the floor. Frustrated and a little embarrassed she leaned into the microphone and simply said, “I’m sorry I’m so jittery. I gave up beer for Lent and this whiskey is killing me! I’ll never get my speech back in order so let me just tell
you what I know.”

As we laughed she cleared her throat and began, “We do not stop playing because we are old; we grow old because we stop
playing. There are only four secrets to staying young, being happy, and achieving success. You have to laugh and find humor every day.

You’ve got to have a dream. When you lose your dreams, you die.
We have so many people walking around who are dead and don’t even know it!There is a huge difference between growing
older and growing up.

If you are nineteen years old and lie in bed for one full year and don’t do one productive thing, you will turn twenty years old.

If I am eighty-seven years old and stay in bed for a year and never do anything I will turn eighty-eight.

Anybody can grow older. That doesn’t take any talent or ability. The idea is to grow up by always finding opportunity in change.
Have no regrets.

The elderly usually don’t have regrets for what we did, but rather for things we did not do. The only people who fear death are those
with regrets.”

She concluded her speech by courageously singing “The Rose.”

She challenged each of us to study the lyrics and live them out in our daily lives.

At the year’s end Rose finished the college degree she had begun all those years ago. One week after graduation Rose died
peacefully in her sleep.

Over two thousand college students attended her funeral in tribute to the wonderful woman who taught by example that it’s
never too late to be all you can possibly be .When you finish reading this, please send this peaceful word of advice to your friends and family, they’ll really enjoy it!

These words have been passed along in loving memory of ROSE.

REMEMBER, GROWING OLDER IS MANDATORY. GROWING UP IS
OPTIONAL.

We make a Living by what we get, We make a Life by what we give.

;-;

(I’m running errands for my pregnant wife. While walking to a nearby store, I see two teenagers harassing a child that is only four or five years old. I shoo them away from the boy, and he introduces himself.)

Wed, 22 May 2013 17:17:04 -0400

(I’m running errands for my pregnant wife. While walking to a nearby store, I see two teenagers harassing a child that is only four or five years old. I shoo them away from the boy, and he introduces himself.)

Me: “So, where’s your mom at?”

Boy: “She’s in the store. Do you have kids?”

Me: “Not yet. We’re expecting a baby girl soon, though.”

Boy: “Well, she’s going to turn out nice, like you! So, I’m going to marry her someday!”

(I laugh, and play along while I bring him to the service desk, and wait until his mom picks him up. Six years later, my daughter comes home from school and introduces us to a friend that defended her against a bully on the playground. I didn’t recognize him, but he certainly knew who I was!)

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boazpriestly: ibeggedformercytwice: sherlockandmoriar-tea: boazpriestly: I don’t understand why...

Wed, 22 May 2013 17:16:05 -0400

boazpriestly:

ibeggedformercytwice:

sherlockandmoriar-tea:

boazpriestly:

I don’t understand why Dean and Sam don’t just set their ringtones to the exorcism chant and just call each other when they’re near a demon.

Why aren’t you directing the show

That is fucking genius. Hula hoops with salt in them. Ringtones to banish demons. Iron rings for punching ghosts would be good too, you know.

Dude, we would be lethal hunters, y’all. Dean and Sam could learn from us.

raggedycass: This gif is a really accurate summary of my life

Wed, 22 May 2013 17:15:12 -0400

raggedycass:

This gif is a really accurate summary of my life

justine182:

Wed, 22 May 2013 17:14:52 -0400

justine182:

ohmytheon: fortheloveofsalazar: rubysp720: thedragonbornlives:...

Wed, 22 May 2013 17:14:14 -0400

ohmytheon:

fortheloveofsalazar:

rubysp720:

thedragonbornlives:

A Yahoo guide to the ways of tumblr

I fixed it

Bless You.

vegankh: did-you-kno: Source I want to try

Wed, 22 May 2013 17:13:35 -0400

vegankh:

did-you-kno:

Source

I want to try

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